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10 Spell Candles – Because Therapy is Expensive and Cafecito Only Goes So Far

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Meet your new emotional support candles.This set of 10 colorful, 4-inch spell candles is here to handle everything life keeps throwing at you… because clearly, peace wasn’t included in your birth chart.


Each color is designed to “help” with a wide variety of situations, including but not limited to:

  • Bad vibes

  • Worse decisions

  • Texting your ex (again)

  • Family drama that started in 1998 and never ended

  • That one coworker who breathes too loud


Light one when you need clarity, calm, protection… or just a moment before you say something that ruins Thanksgiving.


🔥 Includes 10 different colors🔥 4 inches of pure intention (and a little bit of delusion)🔥 Works best when combined with strong opinions and louder ancestors


Disclaimer: Results may vary. Candles will not fix your life, your love life, or your group chat—but they will make you feel like you’re doing something about it.

  • Returns Policy

    All sales are final — No returns here — but I always make it right.

    I don't accept returns or exchanges on physical books or merchandise, but if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, I've got you. Reach out to me within 7 days of delivery with a photo and your order number, and I'll sort it out faster than Mami can set a guilt dinner.

    Thank you for supporting an independent author — it means everything. ❤️

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